i love emma!!!

emma wallace is amazing...this went down in like....5 minutes. so quick

most elaborate everrr

thanks misha!

pinealfle

nicky pizzolato

grizmo beach

justin mc!

rattle snake

that night was kind of a blur...not sure who perpetrated this one. maybe dom?

snail-freda

thanks matty!!

alfie turns twenty fo

thanks to my beautiful sister chrissy!

bryan from the block

so...my eight year old neighbor thug did this one. alfie is wearing bunny slippers and her hands are apparently baseball gloves.

LOVE IT!

alfrederator

thanks ben blum, king of the fiction-fuckers!

beautiful bird in a bro bar

jess gafrancesco

ich liebe julia hende!

julia made this for me before she left to go back to germany...i miss her!!!!!!

i <3 cupcakes

alfie is cooler than you

so this one is very special...a collaboration between cooper and myself...

i need fatter legs.
i also need to get a new micron because i lost it at ellen frances' art party and ball point pen doesn't look as good.

alfie sea monster

i've said it before and i'll say it again: aaron renier is amazing and i wish he would draw on my leg every day.

www.aaronrenier.com

in alfie we trust

alfie deathmachine

danny cassady knows how to draw a tank

a tarantula!

thanks jerbear!

glitterfiti!

such a disaster, such the fun

cameo

thanks angie sullivan!

alfie gets her period

i dont know why megan drew her as a football player but.......

fake orange zine release!

come to the release party for the first edition of our new zine!

and also check out our website www.fakeorange.com!

10pm at the hope lounge in williamsburg
hosted by bad decision and kids with snakes!

so much drunk fun!

alfie loves a bfd

or in this case, she is a bfd
im so turned on. cant look at the leg the same now...thanks megan!

in honor of nadine of twin peaks.

or in honor of the best varsity hoaxt player ever.
or the pirates. or anything really.

alfie, lord of the dance

www.megangalante.com

the pegasus

www.aaronrenier.com !

alfie does a kegstand

babyalfie.com ?

soooo...i probably shouldn't have done this yet, BUT i just couldn't resist...
i had two mosquito bites on my leg...underneath the tat....it just made the most perfect sense.

thanks to megangalante.com!

what is alfie face?

"we should get matching tattoos"
"ok. what should we get?"
"we have the walk to think about it"

"what is something that we both love?"
"alfie"
"we should totally get tattoos of alfreda's face"



alfie face is the friendship tattoo of ryan & ali.
ryan will post on the odd days.
ali will post on the even days.